I'm a PHP (and occasionally C++) developer working for the man. Well, a man. I have a blog and I maintain the PEAR DB package, as well as being a developer on a couple of other packages. I'm also a film student, and I strongly advise against getting me started on the state of scriptwriting today.
I'm in Shalom room 143 for the duration of the conference and am easily spotted by the sunburn I managed to pick up today. Just call me Rudolph.